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Internet Meme: Trayvon Martin

Thursday, March 22, 2012 11:16 AM by RobertVincent

UPDATE:  Trayvon's name was mispelled. It is "Trayvon" not "Tayvon"

A week ago, I learned that a Florida teen by the name of Trayvon Martin had been gunned down by a neighborhood watchman. At first, I said job well done. Sometimes lethal force is a necessary evil when it comes to preserving the peace. But, when I found out that Trayvon was in fact unarmed (by unarmed I mean he only had candy and iced tea) and that the watchman, George Zimmerman, had a history of tying up emergency services a grand total of 47 times within the past year with frivolous calls about "suspicious" people, I almost lost my meal. To make matters worse, the son of a bitch got away with it due to a "Stand Your Ground" law that allows civilians to use lethal force against attackers without any questions asked. Now the federal government is investigating the matter and I hope they find justice for this young man. Even in 2012, you can be killed for being black at the wrong place and wrong time.

In light of the Trayvon Martin shooting, I have created two internet memes. The first one underscores the pettiness with which Trayvon was murdered. Readers are encouraged to follow the #TrayvonMartin memorial Twitter feed referenced in the meme for updates. The second one makes fun of George Zimmerman's resemblance to a post-op Chaz Bono, implying that they were separated at birth.

My main issue with this case is that Neighborhood watchmen are employed to WATCH. They should seldom stalk, confront and SHOOT, especially without properly assessing the situation. When you start doing that, you go from being a neighborhood WATCHman to a neighborhood VIGILANTE. 

 

The cost of a human life

George Zimmerman - Chaz Bono, Separated at Birth?

Internet Memes: Mikhail Prokhorov

Friday, February 24, 2012 11:53 AM by RobertVincent

Billionaire industrialist and New Jersey Nets co-owner Mikhail Prokhorov gained internet fame when he rapped in an appearance on a Russian talk show a few weeks ago. The YouTube video of his appearance went viral shortly after. The lyrics inspired an internet meme, exclusively from RobertVincent3.com. I wish him good luck in the March 4 presidential election as he is going to need it. Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is projected to win by a landslide, keeping the Russian Federation in a state of perpetual corruption while freedoms are continuously eroded. If the people don't vote for Mr. Prokhorov and stick with the status quo, then they deserve everything they have coming to them!

Mikhail Prokhorov - I am real Eminem!

 

Here is the link to the video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktCrQ7JxO7Q&feature=player_embedded

Optical Illusions: Guess the Celebrity

Wednesday, February 22, 2012 9:11 AM by RobertVincent

Can you identify the celebrity in each photo? Stare at the three dots in each one for 30 seconds and then look at a blank surface. You will be shocked!

Internet Humor: Whitney Houston Meme

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 2:44 PM by RobertVincent

Rather than take the cheap shot of commenting on the late Whitney Houston's drug problems, I decided to be a little smarter than that. While Whitney Houston may have been a drug addict, she was also broke, living on advances from her studio. She has written only a few, if any at all, of her own songs, including the smash-hit "I Will Always Love You," which was written by none other than country legend Dolly Parton decades earlier.

Internet Humor: Macaulay Culkin Meme

Friday, February 10, 2012 9:54 AM by RobertVincent

Former child actor Macaulay Culkin was spotted looking disheveled and gaunt in NYC a few days ago. Despite claims from his representative that he is in good health, I believe otherwise. After Home Alone and The Pagemaster, Culkin has largely done independent films and theatre, never regaining the same stature he had as a child. He also picked up some serious drug habits along the way, a theme all too familiar with washed-up former child stars.

Kids, don't do drugs!!! You'll end up a scruffy wash-up that looks 40 when you're 30!